The Idler Wheel is wiser than the Driver of the Screw, and Whipping Cords will serve you more than Ropes will ever do.
Idler? Driver? Drive ft. Ryan Gosling?
It breaks my heart that this is one foot short of being in perfect iambic pentameter
It’s iambic heptameter! You know, like Emily Dickinson’s “Because I Could Not Stop For Death” or the theme from Gilligan’s Island.